A Little Reading For The Future.

See this ?

This, my friends,

is a reading,

from the FUTURE !

A few days back, we were playing this game.

I'm sure all of you know what that game is.

Sooo, we waxed Vino's hair,

(you know well that his arm is filled with hairy substance that we call ARM HAIR)

to get a more accurate reading.

And this, is the result.

As you can see, Vino's hair is at the top left.

And of course, every diagram must have a title(on the top right).

The candidates of the 'tilikan' is;

No. of children;

i) 3

ii) 50

iii) 146

Car;

i) Lamborghini

ii) Kancil

iii) Go-kart

House;

i) Toilet

ii) Mansion

iii) Road side

Soulmate;

i) Syafiq

ii) Pn Vijaya

iii) Shaina

Occupation;

i) Pilot

ii) Stripper

iii) House Husband

Poor / Normal / Rich

And the results are;

No. of children - 3

Car - Kancil

House - Toilet

Soulmate - Syafiq

Occupation - House Husband

Looks like Vino future isn't soo bright.

Hahahah !!

And as you can see, this 'tilikan' is definitely 'sah' because the P.B.T. aka Pengawai Bertaraf Tinggi aka Xing, signed it.

And the P.B.L.T.D.P.B.T. aka Pengawai Bertaraf Lebih Tinggi Daripada Pengawai Bertaraf Tinggi aka Lui Jan Yi, also signed it.

We even have a 'saksi' which wrote seksi instead.

aka Shamand.

So yeah, I'm sorry Vino.

Your love life and future,

flushed down the toilet,

where you live,

according to your 'tilikan'.

Hahahah !!

Please take note that, this is all for fun only and does not represent anything.

Do not take it seriously.

REPEAT : DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

I'm signing off now with a song from Adam Lambert - Play That Funky Music.

He's super super good. Sooo cool !!

" Play that funky music, white boy ! "